There are things that my friends and I happen to say that are just too funny to be left unsaid. Or rather un-typed. *sigh* Anyway, enjoy!
"Can you, like, not be in a cape 'cause the cape screws it up." ~Katy, in reference to Darien when attempting to draw
The rest:
"Are you queer?"
"Queer?"
"Yes."
"Are you implying that we're lesbians?"
"Of course! Only lesbians play the ukulele."
~Boo and Koo
"So IS she a lesbian?"
"I dunno, let me ask... ARE you a lesbian?... Hold on, she has to go check."
~Boo and Koo
"Yeah, she says only lesbians play the ukulele. Hey! Stop hogging it!"
~Koo
"No, they think we're lesbians so they want the door open."
~Koo
"I sacrificed myself for the O!"
"No, you sacrificed yourself getting over the bees."
"That too. (pause) Hey! Shut up!"
~Kathy and Katy
"What about the banana spike?!"
~Kathy or Katy, or both
"Smiling, Josh"
~the White Stick
"If I ever show an intrest in buying anything dubber, be sure to shoot me."
~Christi
"Fuckie."
~Katy's sister Carly
"We can do it today for crap, again for less crap, and tomorrow for hopefully undetectable crap."
~Kat
"$10 for women age 44."
~a disgruntled director
Do you follow any of the social norms dictating behavior?"
~Mr. Kelly
I'm not saying you're lying, it's just that I don't believe you."
~Talan
"Eww, and they're sisters too!"
"That would be incest."
"No, incest... mincest... sincest!"
~Koo, mom, and Boo
"They're too busy stroking chicken breasts."
~Katy
HONK IF YOU RIDE NAKED
Beep!
~Boo